1] Where is your heart?
in the hands of the lead singer of relient k! hahah, just JOKING! (actually, what's really funny is that you only think I'm just joking...)

2] Perfect relationship?
pretty sure there is no such thing..

3] Which is more romantic: flowers or candy?
candy. definitely. but only if it's chocolate...and I don't like dark chocolate, so it would have to be milk chocolate.....but then if I ate too much I'd feel sick and totally blame whoever got me all that chocolate....I'd stick with something shiny and un-edible....

4] Are you wearing any jewelry?
my agape ring (it's in greek and totally cool) 2 bracelets (one being a recycled bicycle chain - um, yeah it's pretty much AWESOME!) one watch that is made out of leather, one choker, one cool metal knot necklace and all the rings that I'd normally wear on one strand.....yeah, it's actually kind of heavy...

5] What did you do last night?
majorly annoy my mom and watch my camera battery die

6] Did you enjoy your last kiss?
hm....seeing how it was from a 2 year old about 3 years ago and I had just finished babysitting him for almost 3 hours....and it was on my cheek......I'd say it went rather well.....I'm still alive aren't I?!?

7] Would you kiss that person again?
Most definitely, he was veerrrryyy cute. plus he was a 2-year-old with manners, my favorite.

8] Did you brush your teeth this morning?
Just becaues you're some sort of crazy teeth-brushing fanatic doesn't mean that I have to brush my teeth as many times as you do! have you ever thought about how much damage that can do to your gums!??!

9] Have you ever been on the television?
only when it's turned off and I'm staring at my reflection

10] What did you eat today?
9 pills, 1 chocolate chip cookie, 5 handfuls of patato chips, 1 1/2 bottles of water, 1 chicken taco, 3 spoonfuls of refied beans and rice, 1 processed homemade flour tortilla, 1 heaping plate pasta alfredo, 1 sopapilla (TOTALLY YUMMY!) and 1 organic mint. hey, if you didn't want to know, you shouldn't have asked.......

11] Do you like mustard?
no, ew, what kind of sick question is that?

12] What's the last thing you bought?
oodles and oddles of buttons! not the sewing on shirts to keep your clothes on kind, but the one that you pin to your hat that say totally crazy things you'd never get away with saying out loud, yet, when they are surrounded by a blue backround and in bright sparkly letters, they are totally cool.

13] Do you know your Dad's birthday?
yeah, it's written on the calendar...heheheh

14] Where's the last place you went shopping?
WAL*MART! yes! I <3 wal*mart!

15] Did you sing in the shower today?
considering the fact that I didn't even take a shower this morning....

16] When's the last time you cried?
a couple days ago...I don't write it on the calendar or anything I'm not a WEIRDO!

17] What is the most irritating thing the opposite sex can do?
be totally disgusting (pants so low they're dragging on the ground and everyone knows that they are a hanes guy) and still think that I'd have to slightest interest in them.

18] When did you go shopping last?
6 hours ago....

19] Ever been in love?
what are you talking about? I'm STILL in love, have you taken a look at my totally darling rocket summer shoes lately? ah....complete happiness...

20] What are you doing today?
um....I would have thought it was obvious, I'm filling out this little questionaire......heheheh

21] Last movie you watched?
ugh, um....some cheap movie with jennifer lopez in it....it was the only thing on okay?!?

22] Is your shirt new?
yeah man, I just bought it september 15th! it's one of my favorite concert t's! it's the one for the band This Beautiful Republic and I so loved their show, and wanted to just take the band home and keep them in my closet or something....heheheh

23] Do you live near your boyfriend/girlfriend?
my, my, my, I didn't even know that I had a boyfriend/girlfriend!

24] Are you happy right now?
I'd say irked, but it's nothing you did....ARGH FAMILY!

25] Are you scared of bugs?
yes, aren't you?

26] Are you a cuddler?
only if it involves an iPod named Riley......

27] Can you play piano?
yes, I took piano for 6 years.....I am very good at "clocks"

28] Do you dance?
not if I can help it....

29] What do you think of Eminem?
if only I had a newspaper to roll up and whack him with, then I'd stomp my feet and say, "well boy! what do you have to say for yourself? didn't your mother teach you any manners, every gentleman knows to never use coarse language in front of the ladies, why I never!"

30] Do you read?
of course, how on earth did you think that I answered all these questions?

31] Do you believe in love that lasts forever?
sure.....why not?

32] Do you sleep with a teddy bear?
first off, I don't even own a teddy bear - oh yeah, wait, I do, the bushmans gave it too me and it is so cute and unbelievably soft! I guess you wouldn't believe me if I told you no........

33] Last thing that made you cry?
a happy song on the radio that reminded me of all I had left behind...

34] What's the last TV show you watched?
I can't remember.......

35] Do you like baseball?
no

36] Least favorite sport?
bleh, football....if you play I won't hold it against you.........

37] Last time you went out to eat?
1 hour ago, with my poparoonies.......mexican food with those processed white flour tortillas

38] What are you doing tomorrow?
hopefully watching someone do some awesome roping tricks..

39] Where were you yesterday?
refer to the newsboys song "wherever we go, that's where the party's at!"

40] Who's your BEST friend?
my BEST friend.....I'm pretty sure I'm fresh out of those, although, I do have a couple of best friends hanging around.....

41] What are you doing right now?
typing you silly fool!

42] Who was the last person you talked/text on the phone with?
Charity

43] Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
the most awesome belt ever!

44] What is the last thing you purchased online?
CDS! YES! I'M STILL WAITING FOR THEM TO ARRIVE AND I GOT SOME IN THE MAIL TODAY! WAH-HOO!

45] Is there anyone that you wish was still in your life?
my swimteam coach, he was so crazy, my old high school sunday school teachers (they live too far away ARGH) all the people in VA!

46] Did you have fun today?
yeah.....but it seems so far away now....

47] Regret breaking up with any of your ex's?
I'll tell you when I get a couple..

48] What is your GPA?
phish, homeschoolers don't do GPAs!

49] What do you know about the future?
that if I don't get some more CDs in the mail someone is going to be awfully cranky.....

50] Who was the last person you rode in a car with?
the faithful-let's-feed-the-famished-teenager-poparoonies....

51] How old do you want to be when you have kids?
how on earth can you expect me to answer a question like that? let's put it this way, not when I'm 19 and not when I'm 65 (especially that one, that would be kind of weird)

52] Last time you ate cereal?
probably a couple years ago.....I'm not too fond of cereal..

53] Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
I am very proud to say NONE! I totally approve fake tattoos and fake nose rings though.......heheheheh, especially if they have cute little swords on the end....

Hotels are dreary, but sleeping outside in an alley is even worse...

how nice, my pillows are plump and quite fresh looking, oh look, my soap is so cutely wrapped in it's own little paper coat, ah, the fridge is pretty nice, except for the fact that it is completely empty...hotels are such fine places to stay, for a little bit of money they will take you in, feed you breakfast and offer you 1 oz. bottles of shampoo that are nearly never enough to properly wash your hair with.

I just love how you have to cart all your luggage up, and of course, each hotel has it's own little quirks....this hotel's elevators were especially nice.

When I say nice, I am saying it in a slightly sarcastic manner, but go ahead, if you think they are still nice after I have described them, feel free to call them that and make them your BFF's.

Normally what happens when I push the elevator button, after a few minutes one comes down and takes me to my destination....but these elevetors were obviously brought up like normal elevators. It wouldn't have been so bad except that they had little screen aboves the elevator doors that showed you what floor they were on and which way they were going next.

So me and my dad are waiting in the lobby, the dolley full of all our suitcases patiently straddled between us, and both of us are looking up at the screens thinking, "oh good, that elevator is only at the 2nd floor, it should be here pretty quick then..." and we wait, it remains at the 2nd floor. the 2nd elevator is at the third floor, but it starts to travel down, so me and my dad move to dolley towards that one and get it perfectly set up and ready to go when that elevator decides that it's going back up again. we look back at the first one and it's STILL at the second floor. what is going on? I mean, come on, how hard is it to pick up some people in the lobby?

After what seemed like hours of waiting, we finally got one. as I was standing in it, going up I had this sudden vision on a little boy who had obviously had too much chocolate and was driving his parents insane and finally they said, "henry, why don't you go run around the hallways, just try and not be too loud so you don't annoy any of the other people in this hotel okay?" and then they shoved that brat child out of their room and promptly sighed in relief. meanwhile, little henry ran off down the halls wondering what on earth he could do when he came across the elevators. I saw this obnoxious little kid grinning with delight and then running towards the down button and pushing it. he would stand there and patiently wait for the elevator to arrive and then it opened it's door to little henry he would positively squeal with glee. he would clutch his sides to keep from laughing so hard and just when the door had finally closed he would count to 5 and then push the button again. that little child did not even stop to think that someone would be in the lobby ready to throttle someone because there were no elevators...